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Stretch Marks.

I got pretty big pretty fast when I was pregnant. That’s what happens with twins. And also McDonalds. I was showing before my second month. I mean showing showing. Around my fourth month, my belly was super cute. No stretch … Continue reading

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I’m going to set fire to my pacifiers.

Dear god why don’t they make one of these with some sort of rope or string attached? Make them like a croakie right? I know only douchey frat guys who attend SEC schools wear these things but if you made … Continue reading

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